I like fashion, french fries and alternative.

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

mistressmaryd:

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

illumahottie:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

P L E A S E J E S U S L O R D H E L P

me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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